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Duct Tape

The greatest creation known to man and is able to make great things like: bookbags, bracelets, rings, and ties
Scott:Wow that's one fancy looking tie there Jeremy
Jeremy:Thanks I know
by Duck-TA-pe October 30, 2003
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Book On Tape

An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).
I need to find a good book on tape for my long road trip!
by AG41 July 11, 2023
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Tape Jeffery

I know I already said it: but if some people who have tape can't be seen, that's because they aren't tape.

How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.

So let's get started!

1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.

2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.

3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.

4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
My brother wanted to do was be goofy and play pranks.

One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.

He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.

He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.

My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.

Then, he started to sing.

"Baby, baby, where have you been?

I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.

Baby, baby, where have you been?

I miss you soo much."

My mother continued to ignore him.

He sang the same song over and over again.

After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.

He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!

You are being annoying."

So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.

"Look!

It's Tape Jeffery!"

He was getting a laugh out of this.

I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.

He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.

The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.

He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.

He was smiling and laughing at the same time.

He grabbed her by her arm and tape.

She started screaming, "Jeffrey!

No!

Please!

Stop!

Don't tape me."

He began to beat her.
by Drapen April 27, 2022
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sticky tape

A bitch who won't get off your junk even when you rip her off.
Man this bitch was at the bar trying to sticky tape me while I was mackin on this fine ho
by Skeetonyourgrill July 8, 2016
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Butthole Tape

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.
I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
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rugby tape

A piece of kit some rugby players believe has divine properties and bestows the wearer with special abilities, such as speed, strength and injury invincibility. Combine multiple types of tape over different body parts for best results
Man this new rugby tape is great it’s got me running so fast!”

Player: “My tackle technique is really poor”
Physio: “I have just the tape you need”
by CR055F1T April 19, 2021
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Tape waffle

The ultimate insult to end any argument and/or conversation.When you can’t even live anymore so you just die and release all bodily fluids from your body, and wander around for eternity never knowing peace
(Person 1): your mom gay, daddy lesbian , sister a mister, grandpap a trap, ancestors incestors, and whole family tree LGBT.

(Person 2): Yeah well your a tape waffle

(Person 1): Dies instantly while simultaneously releasing all bodily fluids from his body and wandering around for eternity without peace.
by Tape Waffle May 21, 2018
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