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creepy stranger

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.
Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a creepy stranger.
by Viet Phan December 13, 2008
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japanese stranger

When your toilet paper fails during the act of wiping resulting in unexpected ass touching with ones finger.
That toilet paper at work is so cheap I had an encounter with a Japanese Stranger.
by TickleFanny November 1, 2017
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The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.
Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018
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foreign stranger

The act of sitting on your (non dominant hand) until it goes numb then performing the act of masturbation. But not just normal masturbation.

After your hand goes numb you then take your hand and masturbate reverse. Having your thumb facing the base of your member rather than the head. You can also perform while sitting and having your hand reach under a raised leg.
So you've tried the stranger, now try a stranger that speaks a foreign language.

Your foreign stranger will be a backwards, numb, reversed, pleasure only achieved from abroad.

So you want your thumb facing the base of your member rather than the head.
by The Bicycle September 13, 2009
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virtual stranger

Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.
'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'
by Bête de Jour June 18, 2008
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frozen stranger

when u put ur hand in ice till it gets almost frozen and numb then jack off
i gave myself a frozen stranger
by thamann May 13, 2005
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stranger in the bed

Stranger In The Bed is a common masturbation technique. One does this by either, laying or sitting on their arm until your arm has fallen asleep. You then procced to masturbate with the feeling that someone else is doing it for you.
Frank: Why are you sitting on your arm?

Herbert: Because there is a stranger in the bed, if you know what I mean.

Frank: If you wanted a stranger in the bed, you could've just asked.
mugGet the stranger in the bedmug.

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