Roman Clippers

A Roman Clipper is when a lady reveals her fat ass flaps that sway in the wind. You then becoma a brave Roman soldier and gather the courage to penetrate her somewhat hard to find vaginal hole that is hard to find past her flaps. with a subtle yet forceful penetrating motion you fist her and pinchthe inside of her vagina. with her gasping for more you pull out your roman sword and finish yourself off

The King Dogg: What did you get up to last night? you left so early.
Sir Purrs: I Left with that lady last night. She had fat ass clippers so i had no other option but to give her the old Roman Clipper.

I soldiered on with her large clippers and gave her a Roman Clippers

by Sir Purrss June 30, 2011

Roman Concrete

When two or more Italian men ejaculate repeatedly in a pile, then wait 28 days for full curing time to harden

It’s estimated that it took 15,000 yards of Roman concrete to build the colosseum.

by Sweet baby bob March 10, 2023

Roman Ropes

When your getting some sick, toe curling head and she edges you for over an hour. Building up a sack load of nut, you finally bust and your load erupts in thick, copious, intermittent ropes of jizz. One rope after another blasting like a Roman candle on the 4th of July.

Rachel was giving me some intense, sick ass head last night. She would edge me to the brink and let go. I had built up a massive load of my custard when she finally worked me to completion causing my roman ropes to blast one by one across her smiling hungry face.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

roman mythology

Basically greek Mythology but with other names. Romans just wanted to be part of the religion gang.

Roman1: Man, I wish we had a religion
Roman2: We could just copy greek mythology!
Roman1: Dude, isn't that plagiarism
Roman2: They don't have any copyright on it so who cares..
Roman1: ok bruh, we should call it very different than greek mythology
Roman2: what about *+. roman mythology .+*
Roman1: fvck yeah

by I married a frog October 22, 2020

roman sunglasses

The act of having a tit on each eye, like sunglasses. The reason for the name being that historically, the Romans banged like no other.

“Yeah so last night, my girlfriend gave me the Roman sunglasses”

by Fenderyeetcaster February 8, 2021

Roman Polanski

A disgusting bastard who raped a child. He is the reason I don't give a damn about the Oscars anymore.

Oscar voters: Roman is a good director so all is forgiven.
Me: You guys need to go to hell.

by Hell is beside you, Roman September 20, 2003

Roman Dirge

Author of Lenore and other such books. Good sense of humor but no where close to Jhonen Vasquez by the way they are friends so it's all good.

Zeptar-"Lenore is a great comic book with cool animation but isn't as great as Johnny the Homocidal Maniac"

Johnny Dearest-"true dat"

by Johnny Dearest August 24, 2005