A gram of cocaine (bag) that has been adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers that should not be ingested by the human body. The users will not be aware they have consumed a poison bag until the next morning when their hang over is exacerbated by the poisonous contents.
The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.
Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.
Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
1. Damn I feel like shit, I must have bought a poison bag
2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags
3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow
4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags
3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow
4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
by Bag man August 25, 2013
Get the poison bagmug. by gnk333 February 14, 2017
Get the poisoned poptartmug. A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.
“Hey have you seen Becky?”
“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”
“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”
“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”
“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”
by Garry Scope June 7, 2023
Get the “Sun poisoning”mug. The act of a male using a book or another clamping object to clap his gonorrhea into the mouth of his sexual affiliate.
Dude, I totally poisoned her Henry last night.I can't believe that she let me give her a Poisonous Henry, disgusting!
by ZAK O February 20, 2010
Get the Poisonous Henrymug. After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.
After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry
by simpleton98 December 21, 2012
Get the Poisonous Blueberrymug. A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.
After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.
by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014
Get the ass poisonmug. When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.
I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.
by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019
Get the Poison assmug.