Peeling paint

The process of stretching your leg in front of you to peel your balls away from your leg

It was so hot during the day, I was peeling paint everywhere I walked

by Mike1125 March 30, 2019

Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"

Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."

by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009

Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...

Painted Souvenirs

by taja609 October 28, 2010

Painted Grenade

A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.

Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.

by blucheez September 30, 2011

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Paint whore

When somebody does nothing aside from forcing paint points in nba 2k - typically in an unskilled fashion.

That paint whore took 31 shots in the paint with Luka and didn't shoot any jumpers

by Princeoffame2.0 January 22, 2021

paint the lily

To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.

My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.

by Paint Stripper May 22, 2013