by Flubbles November 2, 2016

by Lazy Pro August 28, 2021

Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!
by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016

Held on Thursday nights. Drinking liquor and licking one another which usually leads to sexual relations.
by Mdawggggg222 December 23, 2013

by Ttale March 1, 2015

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020
