Arse-keg

The act of opening the anal cavity to allow a group of 10+ strangers to urinate, deficate & ejaculate into the ‘arse keg’. The ‘arse keg brew’ is then allowed 10 minutes to settle, before being serving to the group of participating strangers to sip and enjoy through a straw.

“Hey have you seen Daisy?”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or

“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”

“Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”

by ArseGerbil December 19, 2017

check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

by bushwickbartender June 3, 2023

Six keg

When someone's abs aren't quite as cut as a six pack, but are more defined than a keg.

"He's not fat...you can see some abs there. He has a six keg."

by totoafrica February 21, 2017

Keg Swammi

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.

I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.

by CoachDB October 28, 2011

keg lake

Someone who wears underwear over obsessively tight skinny jeans and wears Aeropostale in 2023

That guy is a real keg lake!

by thisseatistaken March 4, 2023

Kegging

When you get bent over a beer keg with your mouth on the nozzle, and get pegged. As long as you can keep drinking beer, you keep getting railed

I went to a party last week and some chick was kegging this guy with a 6-inch strap-on. He only drank for like 20 seconds though.

by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 28, 2011