hamster hoarding

Stealing food from a love interest,

Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying

Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory

And steals nourishment from loved ones

He is hamster hoarding hard on her.
This guy won't stop hamster hoarding me.

by KmLK philosopher May 1, 2018

golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

by Locuk February 18, 2017

gutted hamster

A term used to describe a rather untidy vaginal area.

"Mate her fanny looked like a gutted hamster. Flaps everywhere."

by Swisstony19935 December 31, 2015

Hamster Pocket

A term for anus derived from the character Minsc from Baldurs Gate always having his sidekick hamster Boo with him.

Comedian Dan Bialek coined the term after his co host Andrew DeWitt on the Gamedians podcast named Baldurs gate one of the funniest video games of all time due to Minsc always referring to Boo.

"That is the stupidest thing you ever said man, you must have pulled that one out of your hamster pocket!"

Jim-"My boss totally pissed me off yesterday so I told him to shove it in his hamster pocket."
Joe-"Oh man then what happened"
Jim-"I don't think he knew what it meant but I still got fired"

by Originalirishman February 9, 2013

Sock Hamster

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.

Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.

by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018

hamster day

A day where you just keep going round and round like a hamster on a wheel. Similar to a salmon day, only you do get things done, you just have to keep doing them over and over again

1: Where have you been?
2: I'm having a hamster day. I have to keep going to get new deliveries.

by Shoggoff January 17, 2004

cheesy hamster

A man ejaculates on a woman's chest. The cum ferments in the crevasse between the woman's breasts through a process similar to the fermentation of cheese. During the fermentation, the woman nibbles on the man's penis, the way a hamster nibbles on a carrot. Once the semen has successfully fermented, the "cheese" is used to make a creamy cheese dip. The couple then enjoys a romantic evening eating veggies dipped in their home-made sex cheese.

Wow Steve your warm cum really warms my chest as I sharpen my teeth on your wiener tip. This cheesy hamster sure is great! Soon enough we'll be relaxing and enjoying the reward from our hard (yet sexy) work.

by El Doble January 27, 2009