Goop Goblins

(noun)

Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."

"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."

by Cineteria January 22, 2025

Gooping

The act of sticking a football pump into your urethra, then pumping it to inflate your balls. You can then bounce on your balls like a space hopper or if you use helium you can fly.

I've started gooping recently.

by Number One Gooper January 31, 2025

Gooping

Gooning on your period and getting blood on your fingers

"I was gooning last night"
"You mean gooping?"

by Aesoup February 19, 2025

Gooping

Ejaculating and urinating at the same time whilst clenching

I like gooping routinely on Sunday afternoons

by DubberRucky February 22, 2025

Gooping

When you nut and piss at the same time while clenching

Yeah I saw Connor gooping the other day in the bathroom

by anonymous February 22, 2025

Goop gobbler

A term used back in the old days that means head. Lots of head.

Dude my girlfriend gave me the biggest Goop gobbler last night, holy shit it was amazing.

by Danny yep November 23, 2021

off the goop

A pharse to say as an irrational reason/excuse as to why you´re brutally assaulting someone

incel: WTF!!! STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A METAL PAN!!! HELP!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!
me: ur off the goop bro

by bigbroefoje May 26, 2023