event hustler

a person who attends many events or parties, many times multiple events on the same day, for the purpose of networking.

Jan has been to one cocktail party, one bar opening and one art gallery opening tonight all to meet new clients. She's such an event hustler.

by aujkb October 29, 2012

eventity

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities

Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.

by dylan May 13, 2005

canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.

"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."

by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023

thermal event

An exothermic reaction where large amounts of smoke are generated but no flames are observed.

My house was subject to a thermal event and was reduced to ashes. I didn't see it, so it must not have been a fire.

by coldandbothered November 20, 2010

Van Cleveland Event

Honest Bullshit

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?

by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019

Before and after event

An event in someone’s life where there life completely changes who that person was before for better or worse

My mom died when I was young, I realise now that was my before and after event.

by Cobaininpain January 6, 2024

Canon Event

A significant moment or event in ones lifetime crucial to their character development. These events can have both good and bad outcomes.

The term originates from the 2023 film "Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse," where several examples include getting bitten by a radioactive spider, Uncle Bens death, the death of a police captain close to Spider-Man, among others.

The death of Michael's dad really changed him, that was his canon event.

by Massacre_All_Furries December 7, 2023