A family from Northeast Philadelphia who has been procreating together for many decades creating grotesque offspring. They prey on potentially normal people and brainwash them, turning them into elite followers. The patriarch also known as “the wizard” is well known but not respected. Be sure not to fall under the spells of the MCGN.
Ewwww did you see bobs wife?
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
by Petty pretty princess April 12, 2022
Get the Mongoloid creatures of the greater northeastmug. A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
by Stains and Smears May 21, 2019
Get the Couch Creaturemug. A mysterious crack only ever seen at haazendale once you see it you learn the truth, a true blessing from. The profit once you see you learn the truth and can be expected into the kraal and go home.
by Mr haazendale December 21, 2023
Get the Beefs creaturemug. by TriadicEight April 18, 2021
Get the COOLEST LIVING CREATURE IN THE WORLDmug. A group of morons who sit around yelling at each other trying to be good at games. They have one leader who is annoying and one idiot who is always yelling "KFC manager" into the microphone. This group consists of many people you will love and hate at the same time
by Pepdog June 30, 2018
Get the Creature Studiomug. Someone who talks, walks and moves in a creaturous way. Normally these individuals stick close to walls and stays in the shadows. When talking its sounds something similar to a fox howling or that of some mumbo jumbo you can't quite make out in a sentence.
Eddie "Hey Joe, have you seen Ryan today?"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"
by Mr.TickleyToes January 28, 2016
Get the creaturousmug. by Lorslick May 31, 2024
Get the cold creaturemug.