closet crackhead

Someone who hides their crack or drug addiction from their friends and steals money to fulfill it

My friend Koy is a closet crackhead because I know he’s a tweak but he won’t admit it

by DrJeffery January 25, 2020

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Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.

Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.

by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019

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What happens when you combine a crackhead and a tweaker, they are the most dangerous humans to ever walk on the earth. They are very unpredictable, have Usain bolt speed, and generally act feral. they are most likely addicted to atleast 4 different drugs. They have viciously long nails and lemon yellow teeth. They can sniff out drugs from miles away, if you have ANY sort of substances they want, you better give it to them or you will get mauled.

1. "Ayo what's that crackhead tweaker doing over there? Oh, he's scavenging for a grain of cocaine."
2. "You better give that crackhead tweaker you pills or he finna maul you"

by STL446 May 20, 2023

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Crackhead (Top)

The dominant figure in a sexual relationship whom also has crackhead energy.

Crackhead (Top)- noun.
“*He removes his Minecraft chestplate and leggings.* Move your bed next to mine.~”

by WelcomeToHell,HowMayIHelpYou October 22, 2019

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Elite crackhead

Not necessarily snorting coke every weekend but.. does nitty behaviour. But they’re not the worst out of all the other crackheads as they have a good ol’ personality making them an “elite crackhead”

Jon and Angie:
Angie: Hey jon, how many pillows do you sleep with?
Jon: hey Angie, only 1, why?
Angie: Only 1? you’re an elite crackhead Jon.

by Bobduncanislife October 23, 2019

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