wrestling the bald headed champ

to masterbate

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.

by petergripper December 31, 2008

penis pumping like a champ

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.

Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.

by AgaMeista January 19, 2010

wrestle the bald headed champ

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010

baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

solo queue champ

ZAC

ZAC is the definition of a solo queue champ

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Champs Charter High School

A school of misfits

Where does that weird kid from last night go to school?
Oh, Derik, he goes to Champs Charter High School

by Bruhmoment251 February 2, 2019