Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.

“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”

by SoggyNoodle69 June 4, 2023

Wench

A woman who enjoys moving your GOCK out of the way to sugg ur ginormous cock

look at celery she really is a wench, she moved my gock out of the way to sugg my cock, that's a real Wench.

by James Wantold October 7, 2020

wenched

when sum1 killed you with ease

e.g. i wenched him
he wenched me

by KiLlEr KoNg August 6, 2003

Wench

Nicer term for bitch

let me nice and just call her a wench

by @redhdshorty July 1, 2021

Wench push-ups

Pirate push-ups, but made easier by allowing the person to use their knees.

Bro 1: Bro, quit doing wench push-ups!

Bro 2: But bro, pirate push-ups are too hard!

by Teff1313 April 25, 2021

wench

A Black Country term for a girl/young female.

A none derogatory term that has been used in this region for 100s of years.
The female equivalent of Chap.

"Why does that wench over there keeps looking at you?"
"Which one?"
"The one with the empty bottle WKD"
"Exactly mate"

by Fat Neck Chest March 21, 2016