wash that puss

A loving way for a mother to tell her daughter that her pussy smells.

Addie, you need to wash that puss. You will feel better when you do!

by jag3dc June 6, 2018

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

jane-washed

when a square, socially awkward woman brain-washes you into thinking saying things like "gee whizz" or "kookoo bananas" are comical cool things to say.

person 1: gee whiz! that crazy little tike is kookoo bananas!

person 2: this bitch is so jane-washed

person 3: haha, i know huh! lets throw things at her later

by stagmire(: June 15, 2010

cum wash

A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.

"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"

by Vag1na April 30, 2015

Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

washing pong

washing pong occurs when you leave your clothes in the washing machine for too long that they start to stink.

yuck, you have a bit of washing pong

by catslovecarrots January 31, 2020