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Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.
The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).
by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024
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Man Soak

The act of chugging your drink as fast as you can until you finish it no matter how much you spill on yourself.
“I think it’s time for a man soak”

Hey dude wanna man soak”

“It’s not a party unless you man soak”
by Wildin39 May 14, 2019
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Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.
Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.
by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022
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Soak City

Describing how wet a girl is/ can get.
Issac- She gonna take me to soak city when I see her.

Ricky- Oh shittt I see you man!
by citygirlz4l February 5, 2024
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Soaking the Lime

Yo dude, whatcha up to tonight.. Yo man, just chillin "soaking the lime"
by Devil_Dog August 9, 2016
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Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.
Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!
by Farqunglu March 20, 2017
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Cream soaked

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.
“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”
by Abo965 May 31, 2025
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