Alabama Slammer

When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.

Our threesome ended with an Alabama slammer. Wham!

by Chili67 May 21, 2021

slammer jammer

A homemade shotgun made from two pipes

Too bad my slammer jammer.

by the_tru_meister April 14, 2018

lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite April 08, 2018

Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 05, 2019

ice slammer

A big ol' black (or white, latino, asian, etc)guy that takes his ice (that is, bling) and uses it to show off how great he thinks he is.

More often than not, it impresses everyone.

Tyrone: Yo, dawg, d'you see Antoine at da club da other night?

Jerome: Yeah, dawg. What an ice slammer! I gotta get me some o' dat bling.

by William S. Crowley XVI July 19, 2006

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 02, 2024

Sahara Slammer

The abrupt insertion of a giant veiny erect dong into a parched, desert-like, unwelcoming butthole.

Let's use some lube this time, I'm still recovering from that sahara slammer last tuesday.

by Sahara Slammer September 29, 2018