Peeling paint

The process of stretching your leg in front of you to peel your balls away from your leg

It was so hot during the day, I was peeling paint everywhere I walked

by Mike1125 March 30, 2019

Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"

Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."

by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009

Painting the Speedbump

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.

Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.

by Traffic Police March 25, 2010

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

paint boy

A DIY employee whose knowledge of paint surpasses to the point of bordem.

He loves to mix paint and see what colours make up a certain colour of paint, he actually finds it fun.

That Danny Whitcher is a right paint boy

by Smash123456 January 15, 2011

cock paint

the combination of semen and saliva that harden on the tip of your dick

man after susie gave me a blow job there was so much cock paint

by Philip Philippe June 26, 2010

Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...

Painted Souvenirs

by taja609 October 28, 2010