Nobody knows

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway

“Nobody knows the meaning of life”

“I do?!?!?”

by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020

Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

Nobody peek at my merbosms

What Alfie said when he was tripping on a dirty vienetta

(Alfie)- nobody peek at my merbosms

by Wildlings September 20, 2020

nobody

hi im nobody

nobody loves you. nobody thinks your great. nobody wants you to try. nobody thinks ur hot. nobody says bye now. but nobody still thinks your amazing

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020

Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.

"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"

by bscaller September 23, 2019

nothing, nobody

When you mean absolutely nothing to them and then they become nobody to you.

Geez, my boyfriend really had the audacity to make all these promises and then abandoned me by forgetting the 3. So now he's just a nothing, nobody.

by ItsACat! April 26, 2022

Nobody Treatment

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).

I won the more expensive prize fair and square, but the host decided to give me the nobody treatment, and give it to the person who was in third place for being more popular than me.

by Super Saiyazard May 2, 2024