Boston Method

When a dirtbag from Boston yells at your penis to try to cure impotence

Quagmire: So to cure impotence, you sometimes need to get creative. That's why I'm gonna have you try the Boston Method.

by HeroofHyrule June 4, 2016

Glenn Method

Achieving a desired result by doing literally the bare minimum.

I’ll never forget that time I literally had a girl ON MY BED, and somehow he ended up sleeping with her anyway. He didn’t even DO anything. Fucking Glenn method strikes again.

by pinacuse October 18, 2020

Method of deletion

Idiom

The correct term is “process of elimination” however it is also known to be this term as well.

Person 1: we’ll figure this out using the method of deletion
Person 2: don’t you mean process of elimination?
Person1: same thing

by Hellooooo :) :) April 15, 2021

the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process

i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....

by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 27, 2008

J Method

When a girl uses one finger to get her thong out of her ass.

Ashley: My thong is so deep in my ass
Katelyn: Use the J Method
Ashley: Damn it really works

by JMethodEnthustiast June 21, 2019

the kyle method

when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil

"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad

by Thymuffinman December 14, 2021

The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.

“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”

by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018