Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Richter: Die monster. You don’t belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wished to be me tribute!
Richter: Tribute!? You steal men’s souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions…
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

by Edward Fawkes September 4, 2017

Man

A Elder boy who should take care of everything of his or what he loves

I wish i was a man.

by The#Negroes May 14, 2017

MAN

THE RULER OF THE WORLD

MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART

"MAN IS GOD MAN IS SMART"

by MAN HAS TAKEN OVER January 22, 2023

Man

The product of life.

"Man brought us here!"

by Rainbow Pooper Of The World January 22, 2019

Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage is a sexual act either kissing or giving him the D iykwim

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed*

JJ: what?
Josh: You gonna start Manning him now mate?
Simon: Nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: allow it fam!

by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

mans

Generally refers to a friend, buddy, or someone you hang around with, but is also used to refer to one's penis. The latter usage is common in the Northeastern part of the United States.

"My mans hangs LOW dog (no homo)"; "I could tell she wanted my mans so badly"

by Passsss December 29, 2006

man

A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.

His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.

Huh.

* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".

Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"

Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?

by The Happy Humanist February 17, 2010