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Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
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Long Islander

Some one that is from Long Island.
Typically used to show u are from New York, yet not a real New Yorker. You will probably get clowned on more if u introduce yourself as a New Yorker, and then reveal your from Long Island, As if you would of just started of by saying ur a Long Islander.
P1 - "Yerr what's mobbin"
P2 - "Greetings"
P1 - "Ayo brodie where's u from g"
P2 - "Oh I'm a Long Islander"
P1 - "Ight Ight, Respek"
by GwiGwis23 November 28, 2021
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Long Island

A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.
by birkenstocksgirl January 30, 2018
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long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.
I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.
by Islander88 July 9, 2021
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Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014
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Long Island

An island in the north Atlantic. Home to Billy Joel, Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin. It's a diverse place consisting of Nassau and Suffolk counties (Suffolk is far superior.) Ranging from rich white suburbs like Oyster Bay ("meet the parents" was set there!), Great neck and Port Washington to poor "hood" towns with the word "hood" in them like Riverhood, Hoodlum Bays and Brenthood as well as vacation destinations like Southampton and Montauk, gay hotspots like Westhampton and places where upper middle class artists and hipsters take over like Greenport.

You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.

You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.
Person 1: Wait, so you actually listen to Billy Joel?

Person 2: Long Island born and raised.

Person 1: ah.
by Themostunimportantpersonontheb December 12, 2018
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Long Island Night

At Oberlin College, Wednesday nights are reserved for Long Island Nights at the Feve (a local bar). It is time to get drunk and find hotties and hopefully not get ID'd.
Hey man, remember Naiya? We out to Long Island Night cuz I want to run into her and her friends ALWAYS go.
by DERK#1 April 10, 2024
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