kool aid tears

The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!

Mr. Peanut was brought back from the dead by those kool aid tears

by Kakakyro February 3, 2020

kool-aid packets

shit that you snort and then go "OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Friend: hey you want to snort some kool-aid packets?

me: OHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!

by lomon snorts kool-aids packets September 4, 2019

Carolina Kool-Aid

When you urinate into a vagina and then drink it.

It was a hot summer night so we made some Carolina Kool-Aid!

by Shpadoinkle! February 27, 2020

Kool-Aid Man

When you’re fucking your partner while they’re facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face

Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled “Oh Yeah!” as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I don’t think I’ll be getting my security deposit back.

by Eric Beifman March 25, 2021

Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.

“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”

by Pretzal July 14, 2019

Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.

All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.

by FreddyButt June 6, 2019

adult kool-aid

Kool-aid that has been spiked with alcohol.

Child: Mommy, can I have a sip of your drink?
Mommy: No honey, this is mommy's adult kool-aid. I will get you some milk.

by @price5233 June 6, 2020