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Grandma Ugh

17:00 in Jaws: The revenge, alternative name for Ellen Brody
Ugh... Ugh (grandma ugh)
by Maggie's boy April 12, 2019
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kissing grandma

Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.

Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.

DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."

"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
by zorsnacks February 5, 2023
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grandma slut

your grandma that fucked many guys while in ww2.
dude you have a grandma slut.
by zeediss October 7, 2019
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grandma jaundice

Where one person poops in the other person's eyes, and then they pee in their face.
by Grandpa Evans April 22, 2008
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grandma boss

A grandma that is the boss of her own life, work, or play... she's a grandma boss! Your new and improved latest 21st century model.
She really knows how to rock her new role as a grandma boss!
by 1team September 3, 2016
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Trapped Grandma

A gamer who doesn't go to school
Harry: Hey sohail, why isn't Rucco going to school
Sohail: I don't know man, I think he's a Trapped Grandma
by Hatman222 March 1, 2022
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Grandma Turid

An amazing grandma who would do anything to make her family happy! She is a loving person and has a big heart.
by Lundii December 5, 2019
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