muff cabbage

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.

by Rusanova October 20, 2010

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Get the muff cabbagemug.

mountain cabbage

Marijuana, weed, cannibis, et al

"Like I need some mountain cabbage right now!"

by leppie October 1, 2003

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Get the mountain cabbagemug.

dirty cabbage

A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.

Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?

by Melonanger III March 12, 2016

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Get the dirty cabbagemug.

crib cabbage

A friends or acquaintance who hails from or is regularly at your crib.

1: What up dawg?
2: Nm homie, jus chillun wit mah crib cabbage's.

by Jikarta June 11, 2008

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Get the crib cabbagemug.

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"

I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.

by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018

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