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dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent
Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?
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Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.
It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.
by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020
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Blitz

To Get Set Up For Robbery Or Death
Idk This Hoe Maybe Trying To Blitz Me.
by Adoss September 17, 2020
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Blitz

My favorite Youtuber that plays a lot of games and is also quite funny sometimes.
Have you seen Blitz's Hydroneer or Slime Rancher video?
by I hope no one has used this October 5, 2020
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World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???
by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020
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butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz
by a tamborelli October 9, 2020
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Blitz

Person A- Yoooo we blitzing tonight??
Person B- Damn right , it's gunna be a blitzkrieg!
by ColeBuck October 11, 2020
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