Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.

by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020

bicycle

a metal bar with 2 wheels

i just rode my bicycle 10 miles

by Lane-Games October 4, 2020

bicycle wheel

Term for your butt hole; in reference to the way it looks.

Ryan needs to clean is bicycle wheel.

Ryan likes to lube his bicycle wheel.

by Andy Falcone July 2, 2016

Berlin Bicycle

A sex act a man in a David Hasselhoff mask throwing frozen jizz bricks while the song "jump in my car" plays. Winner is whoever catches the most bricks with hands in pockets. Winner has sex with Hasselhoff on a bicycle but must scream "Mr.Gorbchev tear down that wall!" upon completion. Clothes discouraged.

"Me and the lads are going to ride the Berlin Bicycle later, you in?" "No, I still can't taste anything but salt from the last time."

by AlsoNotADoctor November 3, 2021

Bicycle

AKA discord user "RealMax". The walking form of swag, as awesome as they come. The realist of the real ones. A true inspiration to society.

"Wow dude! Almost a bicycle-level brain you got there."

"What in bicycles name?"

by Novaphobia September 25, 2021

Bicycle

You sit on some
Thing and turn it what causes it to move. (Lowkey kinda gay)

I rode my bicycle to school

by By circle July 17, 2021

Pimpin Bicycles

1) being so incredibly fly, sexy, hott, desireable, handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, or down right delicious that you can ride any bicycle to anywhere for any distance or any amount of time wearing anything all the while still maintaining and or increasing your level of {insert above adjective}-ness.

2) having so many bicycles that all the neighborhood kids get a ride.

3) the art of personalizing your bicycle with excessive amounts of shiny things called blings.

4) Coolest song ever

Hey man, have you heard that song called "Pimpin Bicycles?"
No...*watches video*...Damn dawg I'm bout to bust out my pedaler and go dahn na block
Me too man...me too

Dude your bike looks fly as a plane!
Thanks bro, I've been pimpin bicycles all my life

Hey Chase, Ronald and Chris are out ridin your bikes again.
Its cool Jennifer, I got so many I'm pimpin bicycles.

*phone rings* "hello"
"Yo Joel! We needa get on the pedalers and cruize dahn na boulevard"
"What for man?"
"Cus we so sexy we can be pimpin bicycles!"

by CArcherE August 19, 2012