Sad App Syndrome

When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.

John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"

by iLikeEatingApple March 1, 2013

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Sub apps

The catchphrase used by a small indian guy who is obsessed with supplementary applications.

"Yo ah-alie!, yo sub apps sub apps."

by bruhbruhbruhbruhbruh12 May 27, 2024

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A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.

Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.

They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...

Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.

by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018

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