When a female grasps your penis and throttles it with unrelenting power, leaving a burning sensation after you ejaculate. Not to be confused with Tie Burn, which is a method of ejaculation by using... A tie.
"How'd last night go?"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"
by Derry "Incest" Collins June 15, 2023
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Thai are just flat out cool! They can be your best friend or your worst enemy. He is incredibly smart, attractive and funny....just know that when he stares at you...he either thinks you're cute or amazed by your stupidity since you opened your mouth.
Thai is a very gifted person when others would doubt him
by LOLXDGETGOOD October 27, 2020
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The most selfish piece of shit. Will tear your life to shreds and pick up and go. The most emotionally unavailable person on earth. Will cheat on you from day 1.
Gertrude: Hey, what happened to that guy you were seeing?

Sarah: Fuck him. Turns out he was a Thai.
by CocoaMolly August 2, 2020
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Thai is somebody that really enjoys being a pest- constantly sending underwear emojis to the chat and pestering you to join his homosexual gangbangs. Deep down he’s a great guy, but he often tries to mask that through inappropriate jokes or dating women of the lord.
How’s Thai doing?
Same old, same old; just got another invite to that gay brothel.
by Iwonderwhothiscouldbe69 November 23, 2021
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Thai is the name of the sweetest and kindest boy on the planet. He has a beautiful smile! He loves to dress colourfully and enlighten people’s life! If you know a Thai you will most likely think they’re a sunshine in your life.
That guy is so cute and sweet, he must be Thai!
by Karenbasinger November 22, 2021
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a name used back in the 90s to rape children and fuck golden retrievers
cmon let’s go thai that boy
by 🖕🏾🤘🏾 October 31, 2023
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When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 5, 2020
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