textologist

The act of texting or surfing on your I phone while at work. The act of continually not performing your job. Usually a very lazy and non reliable person.

He is such a textologist. He never does his job never calls customers. Such a textologist!

by face off 101 January 17, 2011

Textdong

A play on school age kids sexting scandals as well as a nod to Brett favre Combining Text and Dong into one verb meaning the same as text with pejorative connotations.

You should call sara, she digs you.

sounds good. I'll textdong her later

by TooMuchTime23 January 19, 2011

Textolodate

Verb; To consolodate copious ammounts of backed up text messages, emails, and or other updates and notifications. Most commonly undertaken amongst circumstances where an individual inadvertantly has free time to spare. ie, Waiting for your take out order,

Waiting for the doctor today gave me some much needed time to textolodate.

I didn't even care that it took those assholes 30 minutes to make me a calzone, it finally gave me a chance to textolodate.

by Jacobi- April 10, 2011

textbookin

multitasking facebook with texting

girls are boss at multitasking. especially at textbookin

by thetops95 May 9, 2011

textmosphere

The metaphysical place where text messages go after you send them but before they get to the recipient.

1. (General) I can't believe we sent those messages at the same time. They must have passed in the textmosphere.
2. (as an excuse) I know I sent it, I don't know why you didn't get it. Musta got lost in the textmosphere.

by Collinwood Shooz August 22, 2011

textonic

a type of relationship in which two people are strictly texting, not talking on the phone or videochatting.

A: hey so whats up with you and Jill?
B: oh we're strictly textonic
A: you mean platonic?
B: no, textonic man. we just text.

by chicamellow September 7, 2011

textboxer

Someone who plays Xbox 360 and texts at the same time

"Look at Jim playing xbox and texting at the same time, what a textboxer"

by UncannierDwarf September 19, 2011