Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
Get the Tender Dick Therapymug. Card-tender is a casino card dealer. Except you’re not getting fucked up and having to tip them for drinks(which are always expensive). You tip them on helping you with the game you’re playing while also getting free drinks at the same time. Winning hero’s? I think so.
by ChelsRene August 5, 2018
Get the Card-tendermug. CENTER OF TRUST
When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.
Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.
Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.
Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
Get the LEGAL TENDER KITINGmug. person 1: hey, wanna go to mcdonalds for a double tender fuck
person 2: crispy juicy tender i fucked a transgender
person 2: crispy juicy tender i fucked a transgender
by transfucker19280 March 13, 2021
Get the double tender fuckmug. the first legendary spell used by the legendary gandolf gabe born in the fire of eon forged in pain he escaped running down the forges burning path then he found the magic chicken tender and under the forges burning brick roof he casted the spell "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado" and dissaperd never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
Get the triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocadomug. "The Crab looks good"
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018
Get the Chicken Tendersmug. when you crack 90s in fortnite while your step-sis sucks your dick under the desk while her boyfriend is tied up on the bed watching.
by 90 cracker December 11, 2024
Get the tongue tendermug.