Tender dick

Overly mad/sad ‘bout a bitch.

This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.

by bihyousick November 22, 2023

tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days

"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"

by hugh mungus 69696969 May 30, 2018

Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.

Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!

by Femboy Forklifter August 27, 2023

Tenderize the Mids

The processes of repeatedly punching someone in the abdominal and/or flank regions of the torso.

With Apollo's gloves up, protecting his face, Balboa instead proceeded to tenderize the mids.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla November 18, 2015