teabagger

A douche who thinks he can impact the political discourse by waving a gun and holding up a bunch of racist, illegible signage.

Alternately, someone who puts his balls in another dude's mouth.

I just got teabagged on the steps of the Ohio Statehouse.

Teabagger's got some sweaty balls.

by msLaLa November 22, 2010

teabag

to slap a penis, testicle or both onto a sleeping friends face without waking them. this is an art, which takes a long time to master correctly.

this can result in hillarity for the waken group

or

a very gay moment for the teabagee if they open their mouth trying to encompass both penis and testicle.

or both.

OMG David just teabagged ryan!

by Chode-inator August 9, 2010

teabagger

1. Real Lamer, loser, idiot.
2. Watcher of FOX news (this definition may be redundant).

I guess I am a teabagger. I wanted to protest taxes, but just wound up with Dick Armey's balls in my mouth.

by roger the doger April 19, 2009

rational teabagger

One who actually knows the issues at a tea party protest, rather than just calling Obama a socialist, a fascist, or a Nazi.

Many argue that such a person does not exist, thus it is widely accepted as an oxymoron.

Also see teabagger.

Rational Teabagger: I disagree with Obama because of his economy policy and his policy on the war in Afghanistan.

Liberal Dude: Thanks for not calling him a Nazi!

by YorkU December 15, 2010

Teabagger

You remember reading Animal Farm in school, the sheap chanting "Four legs good, two legs bad," as their two cents in any conversation, the kind of person who blindly accepts axioms given to them by anyone with a slightly higher social status but only if it already fits their limited world view. The kind of person who, even though they lack the inteligence to participate in a debate but never the less dominate by being the loudest person in the room. The kind of person who thinks that simply because everyone they know is like them, that they are represent everyone dispite the overwhelming proof that they are only about 12% of the general population, the same percentage of Americans who think that the world is flat and that they've been ubducted by aliens. The kind of person who will call anyone trying to help them a Nazi while themself using violence to try to force their political opinion, often going to terroristic extents. That's a teabagger.

I was walking to the library today when I saw a group of about 10 teabaggers protesting "Obama-care." One of them, a rather old and out of shape man, had a heart attack and one with a cell phone called 911, and talked to a government employee at the dispach who then send out an ambulence from a public, government funded hospital, to pick him up. Walking back that way I stopped and asked one how he was doing. She told me that they had stabalized him and he had been discharged without further treatment because his employer did not provide him with insurance and he wasn't old enough to qualify for medicare.

by Yeah-I'm-a-communist April 7, 2010

teabag

John Waters "invented" teabagging in his film "Pecker" (1998). In an interview, he stated that he wanted to show a male variation on lap dancing, so he came up with the somewhat ludicrous idea of a guy in underwear "dipping" his package on the forehead of the bar patron.

The hunk, wearing only BVDs, crouched down, legs spread, and teabagged the delighted old queen.

by Richard Groff April 12, 2004

teabagger

1. A fascist right-wing conservative who opposes affordable healthcare by shouting at public gatherings.

2. A fascist conservative who protests living wages, affordable healthcare, and corporate accountability by dipping his nutsack into the mouth of another right-wing moron.

An avid teabagger, Larry Craig lowered his sweaty nutsack into Sean Hannity's open mouth while watching a replay of his Fox News show

by Keepitsane October 28, 2009