tellog

An annoying britain loser with no life and no friends with a small dick

Isn't that guy such a tellog?

by BenZZZZZ March 10, 2015

naked tebowing

The art of pulling a naked tebow after having sex.

I nailed this chick so hard last night that she totally started naked tebowing as soon as we were done

by theman250 December 27, 2011

Tebowing

To show appreciation to a higher power on one knee after a long and hard fought game or week of work.

By Friday night, I was just so glad to be done with such a hectic week, I began Tebowing all over the house.

by Stamper Jon II October 29, 2011

Tebowing

Getting down on one knee to speak to your invisible friend. Commonly used by athletes to thank the creator of the Universe for taking time out of his/her busy day to ensure you make a good play.

God couldn't save those children from starving to death he was too busy helping that guy score a touchdown. At least the playing is tebowing...

by OhYeahThatGuy October 30, 2011

tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.

Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.

by garrettm05 December 23, 2010

Teelo

Biggest Faggot ever; Word used to insult someone that is considerably gay.

Dude! why are you wearing pink shorts? You're such a teelo!

by Bmwm3af September 6, 2004

Tebowing

It's like planking, only dumber.

Person 1: What are you doing?

Person 2: Tebowing.

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: Because I have too much time on my hands and thought planking wasn't dumb enough.

by asjdf October 29, 2011