Male Teenager

A certified materbaiter

Example:

P1:im a male teenager.

P2 you mean your a certified masterbaiter?

P1: i guess...

by refewdwswzd October 22, 2020

teenager

A teenager is 1.75 grams of meth or coke, i.e., half an eight-ball. It's called a teenager because there are 16 in 28 grams (an ounce).

You wanna buy the eight ball or the teenager?

by dadeal May 20, 2009

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

Teabagger

A teabagger is someone who frequents baseball games exclusively for their fresh sack of nuts. They sit in the nosebleed section and buy lots of "teabags"...then they throw them down to the fans below. It's kind of a game celebration and love for nuts.

The teabagger purchased 10 sack of nuts when the Oakland A's won the world series.

by The Punjabi Goddess May 19, 2010

Teabagged

A traditional saying in video games, after you get killed or owned, the player's sprite begin's to motion up and down on your pixelated body. Thus, making you a noob. It's a disgraceful thing to be bestowed upon you but otherwise, You can just kill them and teabag them to get your fair nut-rubbing revenge.

Haha you got teabagged you fag n00b.

by Sin Zanetsu May 16, 2006

Emo teenager

Used to wrongly harass teenagers with life difficulties displaying this to the world. These people should be respected, far more than for example the guy who wrote the definition above this.

I'm a jackass lacking moral fiber, and I can't think for myself or feel for others and instead my monkeybrain think it's a good idea to join in on the trend of bullying emo teenagers.

by Some Guy 3948739582 October 25, 2018

teenager

A person between the age of 13-19, 90% of them are lazy dumbasses who think the're the only person in the world who struggles and wants to drop out early from school and do drugs instead of getting a good, stable, life. They usually listen to bands who"express similar pains" like Good Charlotte.

Me(interviewing one): How is it like being pimple on society's ass, who hangs out with losers?
Rebelious Teenager: Shut up man! Its not like you are going through what I am!*mope, whine, groan*

by Colonel Corrosion August 9, 2004