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Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012
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Taylor Swift

Do you know who is the music industry?
OMG yes it’s literally Taylor swift.
by taylahcabello December 16, 2021
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Taylor Swift

Me: u know Taylor swift?
Them: no duh, she’s a icon

Me: yessir
by LumpSpacePrinscess December 3, 2021
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Taylor Swift

A bland white bitch that white people love to overrate. She has the personality of a bread. If she was black she would've never been successful like that.
by roh moo hyun August 10, 2022
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Taylor Swift

A beautiful singer who is one of the best singers ever. Her fans are called Swifties. Usually girls love Taylor Swift. She started out as a country singer and then became a pop singer. She also released two alternative folk albums. She re-recorded her second album, fearless, in 2021. In November of 2021, she will be releasing her re-recorded version of the album Red. This is why every girl is a swifty!
Hannah: I'm going to a concert this weekend!
Jenna: Whose concert are you going to?
Hannah: Taylor Swift!
Jenna: That's awesome! Send me some pics.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 September 24, 2021
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