Corporation Tactic

A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360

"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"

"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"

by StevieStevie August 6, 2009

Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

by gman3 December 25, 2009

Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.

Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.

by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013

jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.

I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics

by anonymous October 16, 2021

tele-tactics

When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.

John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?

You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)

Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!

by vengeance of f January 27, 2011

megaman tactics

when your playing a boss on nintendo that kills your so quickly, your only hope to win is to ignore any attempts to avoid damage, but rather take the damage, and use the invincibility you get while blinking the few short seconds after taking the hit, to deal as much damage as possible before becoming vulnerable again, thus hopefully quickly finishing the opponent off before he gets a chance to kill you. Still this is no easy task, one must be brutal and deadly... all of which is the only way to beat certain bosses in the original NES megaman.

1st guy: holy shit, this boss is hard as shit! hes really fuuuucking me up, what should i do?!?
2nd guy : use MegaMan tactics!!!!!!!!!!

by guitarspen January 23, 2011

Tactical Recovery

Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.

A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.

A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.

“Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.

“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”

“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.

by TacticalRecoveryAU November 24, 2021