a usually tall, generically pretty, immaculately groomed girl who is invited to a table at a club because she will raise the status of the men who have booked the table. table girls are expected to take limited part in the socializing of the men but are generally expected to laugh along at jokes and talk with the other table girls and girlfriends.
they invited cassie to go out with them to the club not because of her personality but to be a table girl.
by Angelacia March 10, 2011
Get the table girlmug. Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.
Slang for jerking off.
Slang for jerking off.
"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."
"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010
Get the Hit the tablemug. Pizza table : The little disc on legs that is placed on a pizza to keep the box top from sticking to the pizza.
by jimdandybuck January 13, 2015
Get the pizza tablemug. An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.
After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.
by clermontboy July 20, 2016
Get the freezer to tablemug. 
Tangerinening at the Table /tandʒəˈri nɪŋ ət ðə ˈteɪbəl/ - when a person is showing off their expensive clothing, footwear or accessories that they bought.
Emma: Hey, look at these shoes that I bought. Aren't they cute?
Jane: Emma, stop tangerinening at the table!
Jane: Emma, stop tangerinening at the table!
by TrollPeanut October 11, 2014
Get the Tangerinening at the Tablemug. When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.
Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.
Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.
Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.
by Lvannienwenhove December 5, 2010
Get the Table Touchermug.