twit fit

This is what happens when a "twitter user" has something great to share with the world tries to log in to their account and they get the blue screen of death that says "twitter is over capacity" They throw a twit fit.
You should have seen the twit fit that Britney Spears threw the other day, it was amazing.
by Savingtheangels June 23, 2010
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Twit Fit

There's a major twit fit between Jessica and her ex.
by Crystal Jennings July 03, 2013
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twit bitch

a mix between twig bitch and twat. reserved for only skinny bitches who think they’re all that.
God i hate Ciara she’s such a twit bitch
by hoenumerouno March 21, 2019
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twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.
Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.
by itsyaboyjackhere May 19, 2018
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ninny twit

a blow hard whose pseudo knowledge on a subject leads to moronic rants
Your shallow knowledge of football coupled with your emotional assessment of your team’s performance is that of a ninny twit
by oldvelvet1943 November 05, 2023
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Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 28, 2011
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foolish twit

"Too not understand ones personal jokes , and thoughts."
You my good man are a "Foolish Twit."
by Zstyler08 March 23, 2016
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