twitness

Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.

Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020

Twit Fit

:a twitter war.

There's a major twit fit between Jessica and her ex.

by Crystal Jennings July 27, 2013

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

ninny twit

a blow hard whose pseudo knowledge on a subject leads to moronic rants

Your shallow knowledge of football coupled with your emotional assessment of your team’s performance is that of a ninny twit

by oldvelvet1943 November 5, 2023

Twit

A mentally deficient individual. One who lacks outward perception or awareness of self. Often immature or even silly.

We observed Samuel drinking beer and acting like a stupid twit !!

by Davvis3 November 16, 2023

twitness

An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.

Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.

by QuacksO February 7, 2024

moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.

Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"

by Gangly Don September 23, 2023