Sand Turds

Yet another term for radical Islamic Militant types.

"The world would be a much better place without Sand Turds"

by The Real Jemezman August 4, 2009

turd burgle

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

turd drok

Pronounced exactly like its spelled.
Turd Drok is the shit blotches you see in a toilet after someone took an explosive dump. It can be adhered sufficiently enough to withstand flushing. Looks like somebody fired a shotgun loaded with shit into a toilet bowl. Can be symptomatic of a colon problem.

Every damn toilet in this john is caked with turd drok! What the hell do people eat around here?! They to line these damn toilets with teflon!

by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008

Turd pickle

The unwelcome sight, usually in a public restroom, of a single turd floating in a urine-filled toilet bowl.

"Don't ever use the bathrooms at that restaurant, I've never seen a stall without a huge turd pickle in it."

by Rockitude80s September 1, 2013

takin’ a turd

Another way of saying taking a shit.

I’m in here takin’ a turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

by dw8177 February 3, 2018

e-turding

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.

She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019