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Willy toot

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.
I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.
by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022
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cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you
"You gotta cut the toot man!"
by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017
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Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.
He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots
by Candystiis May 31, 2022
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hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.
George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell
by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022
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snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.
You there! Snootle toot!
by five finger fingering June 6, 2016
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Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

Farting caused by laughing

Also known as a cackle crackle

Hoot - laugh

Toot - fart

This word was created and approved by a dad and his school aged boys due to a void in the English language to describe this specific farting scenario.

You’re welcome.
That’s so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!
by C Swift September 14, 2020
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Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.
Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.
by Itsyourdudebexxx September 11, 2018
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