the sexy 

Adjective. Something which goes beyond simply sexy, and in fact represents, defines, and/or embodies all of the sexiness on the planet; the absolutely sexiest person, object, or idea.

"Pamela's skintight zipper-front dress is the sexy, and showcases her sweet T and A."

"JVP is the sexy."

the sexy by Unrepentant October 13, 2005

Bobby the Sexy Turtle 

A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.

Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.

Bobby the Sexy Turtle by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences 

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.

"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

the sexy struggle 

when you struggle so hard, that it's sexy

most effective while listening to rap

can make a man/woman instantly fall in love with you

Linus- "why does that dancing girl look like shes going to pass out?"
Stella- "because she's struggling and its sexy, its the sexy struggle"

the sexy struggle by saltnpeppershere February 28, 2009

The Sexiest People Alive 

These People are named either Itamar, Peter, and or Finn. If u have one of these people be sure to tell them how amazing they are because they are athletic, smart, nice, and sexy basics some of the best people to ever live

Boy 1: Do you know who I am?
Girl 1: Yes your one of the sexiest people alive
Boy 1: yep so are my friends Finn and Peter by the way I am Itamar
Girl 1: Ohhhh my clothes where are they

The Sexiest People Alive by Pita Chip ( w/ biggest leg) July 29, 2020

eleni the sexy

Me, for I am Eleni the sexy. I am sexy, the most sexy person ever. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTYYTYYYYYYYYYYYY

I also like anime and am free on 7 on Saturdays if anyone is interested..

Mom: who are you sleeping with?? We have a son together how could you, YOU BISH

dad: Honey, ugh. I’m sleeping with Eleni the sexy! The sexiest person aliveeeee UwU

eleni the sexy by ThE sExIsT pErSoN aLiVe April 7, 2022

The sexiest man alive 

Defintion of Joey Martini

Person 1: THAT GUY IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
Person 2: He must be Joey Martini.

The sexiest man alive by Sharty Bae January 5, 2021