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Its Sometimes Yetis

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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It's Always Yetis

A person who uses this saying is pretty awesome. They know the shadows are something to be wary of and would DEFINITELY also have a vampire stake in their back pocket. Trust the always yeti clan..paranoid, yes, but logical and would survive an apocalypse.
It's always Yetis but it's also sometimes the neighbors cat
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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It's Never Yetis

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.
Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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yeti boi

wow yeti boi that bball
by yeti boi April 25, 2019
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Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.
Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.
by Thundermemes September 1, 2019
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purple yeti

when you put your dick in the freezer for an extended period of time, and proceed with sexual activity
by Zaye May 18, 2018
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spaghetti yeti

An older male with a profusely aged bush having sexual intercorse with a young, menstruating female.
Did you get lucky after the club?
Yeuh, she wanted a spaghetti yeti.
by SlowMoGizMo February 3, 2020
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