Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

Plipity plop

Plipity plop is to move a plant out of its pot and put it into a hole in the ground.

Jiminiey Billybob would you mind just to plipity plop that bay tree over here in this hole? Sure, I’ll just plipity plop it in, no worries!

by E to the A January 1, 2021

plop

take shid

damn bro we bout to go smoke a shit filled doobie, hol up bro i need to take a plop

by mrstevez October 21, 2018

Plop

When you fall HARSHLY on the floor

I hope you PLOP on your face

by broooo76 July 7, 2022

Hot Plop

The use of heating equipment to heat up a toilet seat before sitting on it to move your bowels.

'That ceramic seat is freezing, give me the hairdryer - I'm going to take a Hot Plop.'

by TheDevastator555 April 22, 2017

plop catcher

Refers to a toilet bowl receiving a solid poop. The sounds the poop makes when entering the water also known as « PLOP » makes the toilet a « PLOP CATCHER «

I have been holding one in for three days! I sure hope I don’t clog the ole’ plop catcher

by Poop lover February 28, 2018

Plop

An onomatopoeia or something

“Ooh there goes my poo plop”

by Yo what’s up it’s me January 18, 2019