parking moron

A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.

Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!

Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?

by fabiana November 17, 2009

Shark Park

A glib but disturbing nickname for the waters off the beautiful Pleasure Point area in Santa Cruz, California due to its recent unwanted reputation for surfers being attacked and killed by sharks.

Well I guess I’ll surf somewhere other than Shark Park for awhile.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2020

parking vulture

Anyone who waits, at the mall during the holidays, near college campus parking at class change, etc. for a parking space to open up. Person usually circles a specific area like a vulture, sometimes following people walking to their cars.

There were 3 parking vultures perched up on top of the parking garage when I got off the elevator to walk down to my ride. Two of them fought it out as I left.

by StBill September 25, 2010

Club Parking

Parking located immediately and conveniently outside of your current location. Locations include but are not limited to:
-Dormitory
-Bar
-Restaurant
-Veterinary's office
-Coffee shop
-Roadside Grille
-Denny's

"Dude, I'm so fucking stuffed on chocolate chip pancakes. I hope your car's not too far away"
"Don't worry man, I've got club parking."

by clubman1898 February 5, 2008

Evergreen park

A town with the south side people from Chicago. THEY HAVE LIT PARTYS AWESOME PEOPLE BUT ALSO KIDS THAT VAPE IN SCHOOL AND I HIDE BEER AND STUFF EVERYWERE AND ALOT OF PEOPLE EAT ASS THERE BUT ITS COOL

Guy 1- hey did you go to the party last night

Guy2-No were was it
Guy1-evergreen park

Guy2-sweet I herd they have sick party’s but eat ass
Guy1-ya they have sick party’s but the people there suck...

by 3&8.)28/8khehzbejzb January 21, 2019

hunting park

A neighborhood of north philly known for drugs, gangs, violence, and porkys point, a bangin ass Rican bbq spot.pronounced Huntington park. Known for a strong Latino community. Has the 19140 zip code

Porkys Point in Hunting Park be that shit yo

by Bonody August 5, 2017

Parked in the Alley

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015