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Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations
"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"
by vert343 September 16, 2018
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Tactical Recovery

Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.

A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.

A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.
“Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.

“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”

“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.
by TacticalRecoveryAU November 24, 2021
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Corporation Tactic

A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360
"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"

"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"
by StevieStevie August 6, 2009
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Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.
Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021
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tactical retreat

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.
1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
by rakkutime July 2, 2023
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Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
by gman3 December 25, 2009
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Zakyha Tactics

Zakyha Tactics are when you lure a man in with your fat ass and SAT scores. Then once you have them in your grasps kill them and steal their knowledge to better yourself for your own SAT score.
Shyheim you better watch out about her. Her ass may be fat but she'll get you with those Zakyha Tactics.
by PBandJ April 3, 2019
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