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Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011
mugGet the Poon Taximug.

taxi lime

when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one
by schlobe October 30, 2016
mugGet the taxi limemug.

loco taxi

A game played when toking a spliff whereby each person has to take a toke and then hold their breath until the joint gets back to them they then breath out and take another toke adding on a toke each time it gets to you
"Hey Ash lets play loco taxi"
by jonthedopehead September 16, 2006
mugGet the loco taximug.

Taxy

A Hypixel Skyblock berserker that can solo all floors with a bouquet of lies
Taxy is showing off again. Can we reparty without him?
by TheTaxPerson November 21, 2023
mugGet the Taxymug.

Taxis

A chili pepper and lime flavored chips rolled up like a blunt invented by the one and only FETTY JAKE.
Yo these taxis are bomb who invented these ?
The one and only fetty Jake my friend.
by Fuzzlemynizzle January 8, 2017
mugGet the Taxismug.

Income Taxy

In-com Tax-ee

adjective

1. A person who drastically changes their typical behavior to that of a higher class or status during the first months of the year as a result of receiving a refund on their income taxes.

2. A person who shows off material possessions or a falsely inflated lifestyle either in the streets or on social media as a direct result of receiving income tax refunds.

3. A guy/girl who shows affection during the first few months of the year in hopes of getting a piece of your income tax refund check.
Lisa told me to put a grocery bag over my feet before entering her "new" car, she's been acting real Income Taxy lately.

James broke up with me and is seeing other women now that he has that new gold chain, Keshia told me he would get income taxey on me.
by TheShadeRoomInc April 22, 2017
mugGet the Income Taxymug.

gateshead central taxies

A bus company in the North East of England which is known for its dodgy af buses and shit service, often seen at the scrapyard picking out fiat ducato parts and the retirement home for new drivers. They also have some dodgy dealings with the governement.
Aye mate just gonna get on a gateshead central taxies bus and get a single and a bag of crack cocaine.
by Martjin Gilbert May 10, 2024
mugGet the gateshead central taxiesmug.

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