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Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.
by yougboxb April 15, 2024
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Taxi Faggot

A drunk guy in a taxi yelling "RIGHT?!!" to people passing by, and trying to get out, follow and attack them.
That drunk savage is being a taxi faggot. Someone needs to beat his ass.
by John Anderson 1 August 21, 2025
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Taxi Driving

(V) To drive recklessly like there is no tomorrow, give the birdie to people who you deem too slow or too law- abiding, all the whole yelling into a bluetooth headset.
Noun: Taxi Drive
Taxi drivers are especially good at taxi driving.
by MyPi February 26, 2019
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Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter
Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.
by Booby-boy November 6, 2017
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Oscar's Wacky Taxi

A roller coaster located at Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA. It is known for being filled with airtime, even tough it is a family ride.
Oscar's Wacky Taxi is absolutely epic, in fact, I rank it above Steel Vengeance!
by Kennywood Fanboy March 10, 2019
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taxi hailer

A phrase to describe Roblox users who roleplay as Nazis on various games on Roblox, more commonly World War II era roleplay games. It references the act of hailing Hitler, similar to hailing a taxi on the street.
by cacasafe April 26, 2025
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Government Taxi

Government taxis come in many forms, but most often they have some local common characteristics.
The larger variants include a separate traveling section for the customers.

Differing from other taxis the government pays for your trip. The pick up is available everywhere, but unfortunately they only stop in one place, a government provided accommodation service. The government taxi usually does not require a specific call, just break a showcase and wait.

On the trip you are usually accompanied by two people dressed in blue, to provide safety. They also usually assist you and walk you to your accommodation, even preparing the required paperwork.
Rian drank bit too much yesterday, so someone got him the Government Taxi.
by Urban Gnome October 27, 2021
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