Where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing... its so bad that you're clenching your anus so as not to leak out any butt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet... in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your butt crack...
I ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later I got a terrible case of the butthole sweats while in english class... I thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!
by Flantari2 September 5, 2014

Derived from a "Garfield" comic, a "no sweat sarge" is when in a first person shooter video game, you (with or without your team) feel that you can clutch the game and win with an overly-tactical loadout, strategy, and/or calculated style of gameplay.
Simple definition:
Going ultra-tactical calculated soldier mode.
Simple definition:
Going ultra-tactical calculated soldier mode.
(In Rainbow Six: Siege) I know exactly where this last guy is. Just watch, imma do a No Sweat Sarge and drop him before he knows what hit him.
by Acidhound2k January 7, 2019

Kendra walked out of her room all sweaty from her cam session with Greg while on Molly. She hoped her family didn't find out that she'd been sweating online.
by SuicidalCucumber January 4, 2015

by foxsman October 24, 2008

by Dovakinn kull February 5, 2015

A chess sweat is someone who sweats and chess and hasent been outside in days but doing london, english and rewatching the queens gambit over and over again.
by fishyam April 7, 2022

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.
"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"
by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008
