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spork

the greatest eating utenisil known to man
you can eat soup and steak with a spork. W00T
by Madchal July 18, 2003
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spork

combenation of the spoon and the fork.
any one with a spork has great power and can comand everyone to do they want.
the colection also includes the spife and the nork neather as powerful as the spork.
the most powerful spork isnt a canteen plastic but covered in gold and silver it is so powerful it has to be handled with the oven glove of hope.
"shit that kid has a spork"
"run away"
"bow down to the almighty spork, do as i comand"
by the ? February 10, 2007
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Spork Conspiracy

The ever-powerful consipracy led by none other than Cami, the prestigious zombie ninja-fairy.
This Conspiracy lasted for a total of 3 years, containing 8 members total, they had about 20 departments in their army, with about 100 sub-ordinates in each. (Each department was a different species. Some of the departments were even make up of inanimate objects.)
Yes, they could have taken over the universe. Alas, the evil foot gnomes stopped them, with their evil foot gnome ways.
The Spork Conspiracy, with their universe-conquering dream destroyed, broke up and began their own individual plotting against the foot-gnomes.
If the foot gnomes weren't such assholes, The Spork Conspiracy would've been ruling the universe by now!
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007
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spordunkle

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant
“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”
by Dan Narsavage December 14, 2008
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Sporaddict

the insanity one obtains after playing Spore for an excess of twenty hours a day
Derek: "Hey, have you seen Matt?"
John: "No. That stupid sporaddict is probably still on his damn computer."
by Tid Miste January 17, 2009
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Sporeplay

The act of playing Spore as a means of foreplay
Before intercourse, the couple engaged in tantalizing sporeplay
by Liya the great March 4, 2009
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Sporeraddled

The state of mind that you are in when you are trying to think of a new word.
“I am so sporeraddled right now!”

The other day I became sporeraddled when I tried to think of a new slang term for my English Language task.”
by pink_splodge November 13, 2011
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