suming chen

Member of the famous Chen Society. Contributed to the welfare of man king by discovering penicillum in 1814 and then developed the fundamental basics of multi variable calculus in the late 19th century.

Suming Chen is very sexy

by Suming July 27, 2003

swag surfing

When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.

The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.

When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!

by Mick_Swagger May 28, 2011

urban surfing

Surfing the urban dictionary on "random" due to a combination of intense boredom and will to expand your street knowledge.

"Dude, what have you been doing all day?"

"Nothing man, just a bit of urban surfing"

by Steve Gremo October 12, 2006

Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.

Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.

by Calisa October 28, 2007

Sumoing

Dancing that looks like sumo wrestling moves because of restricted movement. This is caused by Multiple layers of clothes, hats, and gloves that also add body shape.

My roomate is sumoing to ODB before she goes to smoke outside on the cold porch.

by The0door January 26, 2006

Surfin

Surfin - A term used by men who swim out on surf boards and to sit at the back of the waves in order to fit large objects in each others rectums such as their fists.

"Oh Hi Mark, let's go Surfin tomorrow morning. Let's see if you can get double fists this time. Cowabunga dude!"

by Phil Hickling February 5, 2018

porn surfing

Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.

"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"

by XxCrusader3kxX October 7, 2013